One of the official shots from the Terry Richardson shoot – Kate knows how to work that body (we didn’t mean to sound like Will.i.am there) ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)A close up of Kate’s breasts… we mean face ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)YES! The hand bra at its best ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)Kate, like, really, like, loves America, like, yeah *watch video to understand this reference ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)

In the sensational Terry Richardson shoot, Kate is seen doing her best all-American girl impression, while wearing as little as possible.

At first, Kate was seen relying heavily on her hands to keep her boobs hidden (aka, the hand bra) as she strutted around in nothing but pants. However, Kate soon stopped bothering to protect her modesty after pulling on a t-shirt… that provided absolutely no coverage for her nipples whatsoever.

If you’re seething with jealously by this point, please take the time to watch Kate’s interview in the above video, to discover that she’s not quite as mysterious and alluring as one might think.

When asked to describe herself, Kate says: “My favourite food is sushi, my favourite restaurant is Nobu and my favourite colour is yellow. I love all the states in America. I just love America. I look for someone who is fun, chilled and will not steal my spotlight.”

Deep.

The hand bra’s gone out of the window and Kate’s boobs are on full display ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)A picture of someone (Terry) taking a picture of someone (Kate) doing rude stuff with a lollipop ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)Kate is a naughty little minx, agreed? Agreed ( Image: GQ/ TERRY RICHARDSON)

And if Kate had one wish? She says: “If I had one wish, it’d be for smaller boobs. Just kidding!”

At this point, we’re all left staring aghast at the screen while Kate laughs her head off and clearly thinks she is downright hilarious.

Well at least she doesn’t have brains and beauty. We can deal with that.