I know who’s REALLY running the White House! KENNEDY’s hilarious (and terrifying) warning as Jungle Joe snoozes and World War Three looms

Is anyone else getting serious World War III vibes? The Russkies are threatening to bomb US air bases in Poland after launching nuclear-capable hypersonic missiles at Ukraine. This Putin escalation comes after a White House decision to greenlight Kyiv’s lobbing of long-range American-made rockets into Mad Vlad’s backyard, killing North Korean mercenaries.

I’m a Trump-hating celebrity… get me out of here! The mortified lefty stars fleeing America after Kamala’s crushing defeat… and where they’re heading now

As Donald Trump vows to Make America Great Again mortified Hollywood hotshots are trading the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles for a new life overseas. Left-wing celebrities who were devastated by Trump’s landslide election victory have pledged to flee America in order to give their families a better life. Eva Longoria, a Texas native who has been living abroad for work, is taking permanent residency in Mexico and Spain with her husband and son in order to ‘escape’ her ‘dystopian’ homeland.

Trump’s hush money sentencing is canceled as judge opens the door for case to be dismissed

Donald Trump’s sentencing in the hush money case has been delayed indefinitely and New York Judge Juan Merchan has opened the door for the charges to be thrown out. It was the latest stunning turnaround in the case, where Trump had been scheduled to be sentenced before the election aft his conviction on 34 counts of falsifying financial records. That sentencing, which could have brought four years of jail time, was delayed. Trump’s team wants the case tossed entirely, now that their client, set to become the 47th president and already the first former president to be convicted of a crime, is set to take the reins of power.